Ma isegi ei teadnud, et nad üritavad! Wal-Mart ei Kool Kidzile suhtlusvõrgustiku loomisel.
Tahaksin sellest teha avatud postituse, sest siin on liiga palju nalju. Kuidas see tundub? Parim nali selle kohta, miks Wal-Marti suhtlusvõrgustiku veebisait ebaõnnestus (ja võib-olla ka Internetist üldiselt), saab 50 dollarit oma Paypali kontole. Peatume 101 nalja juures ja kõigil on lubatud panna üks nali. Ma ei postita ühtegi solvavat nalja (välja arvatud juhul, kui see on Wal-Martile lihtsalt solvav).
Mina esimene:
1. Kuna nad ei suutnud ühtegi arendajat 6.00, XNUMX dollarit tunnis kallale meelitada.
It’s kind of tough to market to kool kidz when they’re all at the mall.
Thanks to a typo, Wal-Mart’s email pitch begged all A-list bloggers for “promotional HELL” instead of “promotional HELP!”
3. Because.
The 82 year old Walmart Greeter/Webmaster kept falling asleep.
Because Wal-Mart is too big to fit through the series of tubes.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Series_of_tubes)
“It seems that Goodwill bought out all of the skilled web developers in the area: causing own social networking project to come to a complete halt. The good news, as always, is that our very own ‘Day of the Week Underwear’ has remained our top selling product for another consecutive 10 years…” – Walton
Oops, my feedback got truncated. (Honey, they shrunk my blog).
3. Because a company that makes its money by destroying communities, cannot really expect making money from building communities.